A Bus of Nuns
A bus that was full of nuns got into an accident, and all of the nuns died. So, in Heaven, there's St. Peter and the Pearly Gates.
Well, since nuns are so good, they have their own special gateway to Heaven. St. Peter saw the nuns from the bus lined up outside this gate and he left his post and went over to them.
"Okay, sisters, you were all good and holy in life, and so you will get into Heaven. But before you do, I must ask each of you a question."
He went up to the first nun and asked, "Have you ever touched a penis?"
The nun blushed and said, "Yes, but only with the tips of my fingers."
St. Peter held out a bowl of water he was carrying. "Alright, Sister. Dip the tips of your fingers into this bowl and you will be purified. Then you may enter Heaven."
The nun dipped her fingers in & entered Heaven. St. Peter moved to the next nun. "Have you ever touched a penis?"
The nun blushed and confessed, "I have, but only with my left hand."
St. Peter held out the bowl to her. "Then dip your hand into this bowl and you will be purified and can enter Heaven."
The nun dipped her hand in & entered Heaven.
Suddenly, there was a commotion. A nun came rushing up from the back of the line and cut in front of the others.
"Sister, Sister," St. Peter laughed kindly, "there's no need to rush! Every one of you will get in to Heaven!"
"Oh, I know," the nun said, "I just wanted to gargle the water before Sister Mary Catherine put her ass in it!"
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